A few of the more entertaining signs we encountered recently in Taiwan . . .
Godzilla’s avian cousin . . .
In a hotel: “Um, please DON’T vote for us.” No wonder they are not using their real names.
Lousy news for extroverts and lovers.
Yes. Beware; of (bad) Marilyn Monroe imposters.
Intimidation Accomplished.
Spill on aisle THE WHOLE FOREST.
In Taiwan, I stick out like a sore thumb. Except for when I am a tea cup.
Beware of Dog. And Monkey.
We didn’t spot any on this particular day. The kids were disappointed.
This might go over better in the UK, Nike.
I’m sort of wondering now why we tarried here. It’s like those pharmaceutical commercials that list potentially hazardous side effects: “Welcome to our park. Please enjoy everything in spite of . . . certain death.” Torturing fish is frowned upon here. Plants are protected, but animals are not so lucky. Beware of pickpockets — they will be virtually inconspicuous except for their enormous sacks of money.
Resist.
Trying to visualize this beautiful paradox actually ending well . . .
The Narrows 